Wednesday, March 16, 2005
been coughing real bad and so i went to the doc's. she's this little asian lady (aren't we all just so tiny???) anyways, she's quite the real terror if u really think about it. ask anyone who has since her... they'll testify to the trauma she puts u thru in that 7 mins. the last time mish went to consult her cos she had gotten 'feng mo' (u know those really fugly patchy red rashes that's caused by some histemine thingy? i dunno how to spell it la..)
the conversation went something like this (from what i remember)
dr bong: (in her very weird hk/m'sian type accent) when did this happen?
mish: last night at 2am (yeah we know it's morn liao)
dr bong: (in a very loud and incredulous voice) 2AM???!!!! what are u doing at 2 am??? don't u have uni??? don't know what u doing up at 2am!!!
mish and i: errrr...... *sweatdrop*
my conversation with dr bong (eelis was waiting outside for me)
dr bong: is that ur mother???
me: huh?? what???
dr bong: the lady outside...
me: errrr... no.... *thinking: do u have eyesight prob? u prob do...*
dr bong: i thot u came with ur mom... how old is she???
me: the same age as me.... *duh*
dr bong: (laughs loudly) u better not tell her i said that.. she'll kill me
me: (smiling reluctantly) *hell yeah she'll kill u.. i already feel like strangling u with ur damm stethoscope*
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dr bong: so what's the colour of ur phelgm?
me: i dunno...
dr bong: WHAT?? u mean u swallow ur phelgm?? that's disgusting!!!
me: *listen lady if i cld i wld have spat it out! DUH!!!* errr no cos i can't spit it out...it's there but
i just can't
dr bong: oh okie.. i'm just joking.. but don't tell the girl what i said....
(** means my thots)
like i said she's tramatic man.. it's like going in to see a doc and expecting to get nice treatment and medication but instead she gives u a does of shock theraphy... fwah damm bizarre man... anyways do refer to previous post abt the med she prescribed to me.. if it even cld be called medication.. *yucks*
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